Beauty Queens Are Forgetful

Lindsey Evans, this year’s Miss Teen Louisiana, lost her crown today after getting busted “dining and dashing …” well, that and they found weed in her purse.

What can we say, pot not only gives you the munchies, it can make you pretty darn forgetful. And it’s not exactly like Miss Teen USA contestants are loaded with brain cells to begin with.

Anyway, from FOX:

The 18-year-old beauty queen and three friends were arrested and charged with theft on Saturday after walking out of a Bossier City, La., restaurant without paying the bill.

Evans left her purse in the restaurant and they were caught when they returned to get it, police spokesman Mark Natale told The Associated Press.

Evans was also booked for possession of marijuana found in her purse.

Wait … that wasn’t oregano? Clearly this is a tragedy, though … as there’s not even a word about Miss Evans faking bicurious kisses with her girlfriends.

Take it from us, Lindsey, there’s no hope in dope. But there is hope experimenting in other things.

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