Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes stepped out in midtown Manhattan last night after a cocktail party in honor of her new play looking an awfully lot like … well, each other.
The Scientology masters sported matching his and her suits, with the only difference between the two being that Katie was sporting the Mission Impossible 2 haircut while Tom stuck with the ‘do from the original film.
“Katie’s shorter hairstyle meant that it was virtually impossible to tell who was who from behind,” one height-ignorant observer remarked, and while we’re not going to delve any further into that comment, we have been able to confirm that observer in question is not the chuckling Asian girl in the picture above.
Although we’re with you, boom anime babe.
Seriously, people. Tom Cruise and Scientology suck donkey balls. Worshiping space alien dinosaurs is one thing, but turning Katie Holmes into a man is something else entirely.
pics: My Park








