Billy Bob Thornton’s Still Got It
Let’s see, he’s like 900 years old, creepy-looking and best remembered for playing a retarded person … oh, and his name is “Billy Bob.”
Yet somehow this guy remains the “go-to” Hollywood chick magnet.
Exhibit A: Angelina Jolie once had his name tattooed on her arm. She took it off later, but still.
And yeah, after something like that, you really don’t need an “Exhibit B” to demonstrate how cool you are.
In the unlikely event Billy Bob Thornton did need more “stud cred,” however, there’s this week’s hot Hollywood rumor that his alleged affair with actress Tea Leoni is what caused the breakup of her marriage to Agent Mulder. Who by the way is in “sex rehab” for an addiction that 3 billion other men on the planet just deal with.
Thornton is denying it, saying that he and Leoni are “just friends,” but everybody knows that’s how true players roll.
Anyway, this Bud’s for you, Billy Bob. Your legend grows …
Comments
By Lloyd on October 18th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Billy Bob, has “IT”.
I don’t understand why or how, but he has “IT”
Dang if I know what “IT” is, but the man must have mad skills in private places.
He ought to share with the other men in america….”Hey Dang Bro. Billy Bob, can you hep a brother out? Share them secrets with us too.”