Madonna’s Getting Divorced
Romeo and Juliet, they never felt this way, we bet.
Anyway, after months of speculation, Madonna and actor/ producer Guy Ritchie are calling it quits after eight years of marriage. Ritchie could also end up getting $100 million of the Material girl’s half-billion fortune because the two never had a prenuptial agreement.
Meanwhile, Madonna could be getting seriouser (editor’s note: not a word) with baseball star Alex Rodriguez, whose marriage is also on the rocks, which is not surprising given all the publicity that his multiple dalliances with the pop institution have garnered over the last few months.
First of all, good for Guy Ritchie.
For starters, he no longer has to be married to Madonna, who was not only giving all the appearances of cheating on him but also somehow went from being the best looking thing on the planet to some wanna-be female bodybuilder.
Oh, and did we mention the $100 million thing?
Geez, Material Girl. You should’ve listened to Kanye.
If you ain’t no punk holla “we want pre-nup, we want pre-nup.”
Yeah, Madonna. It’s somethin’ that’cha need ta have …
Comments
By adrienne on October 16th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Celebrities never stay married. It is sad to see marriages fail because when you agree to commit to that special person, it should be for eternity.
By rick on October 16th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
Commitment? You’re talking about a moral resolution to work out your differences and make a stable home for the children? Hollywood? the music industry? Hey they’ve got opinions to give, children to adopt, and bones to jump….Ain’t got no time for those silly morals….