B’s Rocking The Suburbs

First of all, let’s go ahead and make clear that when we talk about sexy white women on this website, none of them can hold a candle to Beyonce.

In fact, the devastating, drop dead, deliciously gorgeous wife of rapper Jay-Z would easily top our “world’s sexiest woman” list … in the event we had one. Oh, and in the event political correctness didn’t dictate that we hold a separate contest for African-American women.

Anyway, as the Reverend Brown once said, “there’s a Gaw-uhd, sumwherah,” and He has manifested Himself today with the release of two new Beyonce videos, which we have no doubt will rock the suburbs just like “Quiet Riot” and “Michael Jackson did.”

Hallelujah, people. “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” and “If I Were A Boy” are as different as they are both friggin’ awesome. One sassy and snappy, the other soothing and sensual.

Take notes, Brit. This is how it’s done …

UPDATE – We’ll be featuring Beyonce’s new songs on our “Today’s Tuneage” feature later this week, but tomorrow is officially reserved for this song.