Britney’s Comeback

We promised that we’d give you a heads-up when Britney Spears released the video to her new tush-kicking song, Womanizer, and unlike our founding editor’s notoriously hit-or-miss bedroom abilities, we actually do more than just talk a big game.

So here you are.

Like we’ve always said, we love love love us some Miss Spears, and she’s making us proud in the music video that marks her comeback.

Not only is her body is back to bangin’, so are her dance moves. Ever the entertainer, she’s totally vindicated herself against all the naysayers who said she’d never come back.

Seriously, Spears’ revitalization puts Lazarus’ to shame.

Ahead of the CD’s December release (timed for Spears’ 27th birthday), MTV will air a candid 90-minute “in-her-own-words” documentary in which Brit reflects on her chaotic past.

Of her shenanigans, she says “what the hell was I thinking?” with which we can personally commiserate.

We’ve all gone through our quirky phases, and honestly, Spears’ was not that much more turbulent than our own.

In fact, Britney’s oopsies remarkably parallel the FITS gals’.

None of us shaved our heads, but one of us once took to sporting a Cher-like auburn wig. Bald would have been better.

None of us drove a kid around on our laps, but one of us regularly allows her teacup Chihuahua to steer while she powders her nose.

None of us putters barefoot into gas station restrooms, but one of us used to wear jeans stitched together with paper clips. That they were nicked from a runway show makes them no less classless than Brit’s barefoot treks.

See? Spears is a regular gal, just like us … and that can only help her as she launches her comeback. After all, according to the wannabe executive branch, “folksy” is in.

UDPATE – Lest we forget, Spears’ new video even has something for Sic Willie … an accidental nipple slip!