Clarissa Has A Beef

Let’s get a few things clear up front – we have never watched Dancing With The Stars, will never watch Dancing With The Stars, and think anyone who watches Dancing With The Stars should probably be impaled.

And now we have another reason to hate this most ridiculous of all shows, namely the fact that it shafted Clarissa … err, Sabrina … err Melissa Joan Hart … the 32-year old B-list actress who for some reason remains one of our founding editors ongoing crushes.

Hart was supposed to be on the show a few years ago but got pregnant. When she tried to get back on after having her rugrat, she apparently got bumped for Heather Mills.

WTF, DWTS?

Like Maggie Gyllenhaal, we don’t really care what anybody else thinks. MJH is hot, people. Train smoke. And that whole Clarissa/ Sabrina thing? Yeah … it’s okay to admit it turns you on, too …