Jamie Lynn Pregnant Again?

Three months after spitting out her first rug rat, Hollywood is abuzz with rumors that seventeen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again.

Except when we say “Hollywood is abuzz” we really mean trailer parks are abuzz. Hollywood is sitting back laughing at what a bunch of redneck popsluts these Spears girls are.

Anyway, TMZ.com claims to have an “unimpeachable” source who swears the rumor is not true, but that hasn’t stopped condom sales across the nation from increasing by eleventy kabillion percent.

Also, the story was broken by the National Enquirer, which after proving everybody wrong on John Edwards’ affair has moved back into third place behind FITSNews and the Bible on the all-time journalism credibility scale.

In a totally unrelated note, whoever owns that Range Rover should back up about eighteen inches, stat. Yikes, JL!

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