Christina Hendricks Is Racktacular

Actress Christina Hendricks has single-handedly turned the TV show Mad Men from something we could care less about watching to something we’re pitching a tent for every Sunday night … at 10 pm … on AMC … a channel we never knew existed until this moment.

Seriously, people, we’re hooked and we can’t stop staring.

Nor apparently can Page Six readers, who will get to savor Hendricks in all her ridonkulous racktaculosity in the magazine’s upcoming edition.

Here are some advance excerpts from the interview:

“No one will send me dresses. Designers loan size 2 or 4 samples to actresses, but I’m not that size. It’s like I’m a freak because I’m curvy and I can’t squeeze into those things. I’ve had some problems with that.”

“I’ve always had boobs and hips, even when I was 115 pounds. And here I am much heavier than when I was modeling, and all of a sudden people are giving me positive feedback. Sure, I’d be happier with 10 pounds off – wouldn’t every woman?”

First of all, don’t change a thing sweetheart. You’re not having “problems” and you’re not a “freak,” the problem is that you’re too freaking perfect. Second, what the hell is wrong with these stuck-up Hollywood designers?

Heroin chic is done, people. If we wanted to stare at tree limbs all day we’d put up pictures of Kate Moss … or pictures of actual tree limbs.

This is where it’s at …

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  1. By Dancing Diva October 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    AMEN!!!!! Thank you so much for this article about Christina. She is perfect – a modern day Marilyn Monroe. I would rather have her figure than one of those scrawny, under-nourished, and sickly-looking actresses any day! Thanks to her for representing what “real” women look like.

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  2. By fitsnews October 9, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    Diva-

    She is actually better than perfect. In fact, we’re seriously considering selling all of our worldly possessions and following her.

    -FITSNews

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