Witt’s Still Got It

Proving conclusively that there’s still a lot to live for even in these turbulent times, gold-medal winning figure skater (and former Playboy centerfold) Katerina Witt sashayed her incredibly hot 42-year-old body out onto German television last night where she was interviewed by an equally scintillating blonde German news babe.

Needless to say, we were immediately achtung, people.

So what did these two Euro hotties talk about? How the hell should we know … it was all in German, although we must say it’s amazing what you can imagine people are saying when you have no earthly idea what they’re actually saying.

One thing we know for sure is that in these difficult days, it’s nice to be able to count on the figure skating fantasies of our youth …