Esquire Hot For Halle Berry

Actress Halle Berry is the “Sexiest Woman Alive” according to Esquire, which did light-skinned African-Americans another favor yesterday by endorsing Barack Obama for president.

Seriously, Esquire? When you gonna mmm-mmm on some dark chocolate?

Anyway, it’s hard to argue with the selection of Berry, who popped out a rugrat just six months ago and is obviously no worse for the wear.

Here’s the “Sexiest Woman Alive” in her own words:

Sexy is not about wearing sexy clothes or shaking your booty until you damn near get hip dysplasia; it’s about knowing that sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being. It’s about loving yourself even in your most unlovable moments. I know a little bit about that.

Sexiness is also about knowing what’s sexy to you. To me, spaghetti is sexy, especially when it’s served off the tips of a man’s fingers. I like that. And I think wine is sexy, just before sex. It relaxes me. But if I want to get a serious groove on — if I want an out-of-body experience — I’m all about the sloe-gin fizz.

Alright, we have no idea what “sloe-gin fizz” is, but we want some. Like officially. Now here’s a much less titillating bit from Esquire’s endorsement of Obama:

Barack Obama stands, however inchoately and however diffidently, for the notion that a common purpose is necessary for common problems, that “government,” as it is designed in our founding documents, is our collective responsibility. It is this collective responsibility that built America into a great power without peer in the history of the world. And it is this collective responsibility that has succumbed to nearly thirty years of phony rightist populism, corporate brigandage, and the wildly cheered abandonment of a common American civic purpose.

Jeez … “inchoately?” “Diffidently?” Yawn. Vomit. And you people wonder why we cover more than just politics around here? Frankly, the only “collective responsibility” the FITS gals are feeling right now involves pleasuring ourselves to these pictures of Halle Berry … even if they do have gay-ass Esquire covers all over them.

pics: Esquire (Cliff Watts)

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