Michael Bolton Is Nuts

We’ve never kicked ourselves for missing Desperate Housewives before, but if Nicollette Sheridan keeps preening around Malibu in a sexy, string bikini, we may end up with a new Sunday evening habit.

Of course, it probably wouldn’t differ substantially from our current Sunday evening habit, except for the focal point being Nicollette Sheridan instead of the local weather girl.

Anyway, Sheridan – who until recently was dating Michael Bolton (?) – pulls off 44 remarkably well in these pictures. She also pulls off perpetually-pursed lips pretty well, too, somehow managing to maintain the same pout all the way up the beach.

Seriously, check out the third and fourth pics below. It’s almost like somebody’s sliding a Nicollette Sheridan cardboard cutout up the beach and pausing at different intervals to take pictures.

Needless to say we’re on to these clever paparazzi … and by “on to them,” we obviously mean eager to find them and award them the Nobel Piece Prize.

Photos: Flynet

Comments