God Bless The University Of South Carolina

They may exorbitantly jack tuition rates, blow money on “research campuses” that never materialize and consistently field the worst football team in NCAA history, but you can’t say the University of South Carolina is slack when it comes to “attracting the attractive.”

As further evidence of the proclivity with which USC is a magnet for the gorgeous women, we present you with our latest installment of Carolina Girls, an ongoing series that seeks to scientifically determine (through extensive “hands-on” research by our founding editor) just how South Carolina’s flagship institution of higher learning manages to consistently lure such classy babes.

Part of our continuing research involves Sic Willie conducting an in-house internship at the home SC Hotline hottie Caroline Elliott and her nine smokin’ hot roommates (Allison, Candace, Caroline, Danica, Dianna, Emily, Erin, Madison and Margo).

Sic’s responsibilities as an “intern” include frequent applications of lotion (to prevent dry skin), providing honest male feedback regarding the ladies’ lingerie selections, ensuring that Gossip Girls is always properly recorded on the DVR and taking game-day photographs, like the ones below …