Trick Or Treat

If you don’t yet have an “office wife” or “office husband,” we highly recommend picking one up. It’s like being married, except instead of sex you get funny seasonal pictures delivered via interoffice e-mail.

Yay!

Anyway, we don’t have “office wives” here at FITS - it’s more like an office harem (with lots and lots of sex) - but somebody’s office wife (we can’t say who) did send Sic Willie a special Halloween greeting this week.

And while it’s obvious they made this guy’s face a little too pretty (this is what Sic really looks like), those firm buttocks are nonetheless spitting images of our founding editor’s legendary cheeks - well, five years ago at least.

UPDATE - The real wife, Mrs. Sic Willie, just read this post. She says if that Pumpkin man is supposed to be her husband, then “they didn’t use enough straw …”