Gemma Atkinson Is Not Fair

Seriously, what is it with British lingerie models? And why don’t American lingerie models look this hot?

First we had Keeley Halzell, who we thought would forever hold the land speed record to our hearts, but now along comes Gemma Atkinson, who pretty much just created an international incident in our United Colors of Benetton.

Seriously, people. We still wear Benetton. Doesn’t everybody?

Anyway, we think you’ll agree that Halzell’s hot, but Gemma is like standing on the surface of the sun …

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