Hef’s Girlfriend Loss Explained
The news that Playboy founder Hugh Hefner lost two of his three girlfriends this month wasn’t entirely shocking, but it turns out that it’s Hef’s money – not his Viagra – that’s running out.
Or maybe it’s both. We’d rather keep our lunch down and not speculate.
Apparently the father of soft-core porn is on the financial ropes this year, though, which means staff cuts over at his legendary mansion. And since these girls are basically big-dollar boob-on-a-stick escorts, he’s letting them go for bargain basement prices!
Two weeks ago, Hef lost one of his “Girls Next Door” (the needy one) to magician Criss Angel, and then ten days later he lost another one (the sporty one) to Philadelphia wide receiver Hank Baskett.
Now he’s only got the really, really dumb one left, who in addition to having no concept of money probably hasn’t even noticed that the other girls are gone yet.
Comments
By sz on September 30th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Are you crazy? The one left has more degree’s then you could ever think of. I wouldn’t doubt she also has more brains.
Next time research before you write!!
By fitsnews on September 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
SZ,
Sic Willie has two degrees, the “one left” has two fun bags. Don’t get us wrong, we’d much sooner “go there” w/ her, too, but good Lawd. She’s a dumb as a dump truck of rocks.
-FITSNews
By heather on October 1st, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Are you kidding me!!! Go Criss!!!!