Fat Britney Sex Tape?
First of all, is that Britney Spears or the love child of Bono and Rosanne Barr? It’s getting harder and harder to tell these days.
Anyway, as much as there’s nothing of Britney’s that she hasn’t already flashed the Western world a few kabillion times already, her ex-boyfriend Abu Nidal … sorry, Abu Ghraib … sorry, Adnan Ghalib is nonetheless reportedly marketing a sex tape of the two of them which purports to show Brit getting down and dirty in nothing but a pink wig.
From WWTDD:
Remember about a year ago when Britney looked her absolute worst, when she was fat and emotionally unstable and her skin was a mess and her head was shaved so she wore those ridiculous wigs all the time? And she dated that fat Arab-looking guy. Well now here’s your chance to revisit that magical time and watch them get it on in a Mexican hotel room. Oh, I know. Hot.
A video tape where a white girl gets sodomized by a tubby foreigner in a Mexican hotel room sounds more like evidence in a trial than it does a celebrity sex tape. I’d expect it to end by her holding up today’s newspaper and a computerized voice tells me where to leave the money. Thanks anyway though.
That’s all certainly accurate, but then again … boobs.
As much as we heart our man Tyler, we’re gonna have to go with the boobs on this one. In fact, our founding editor may have already put this latest celebrity sex tape on special rush order, which is pretty impressive considering no one has even confirmed that it exists.
Hopefully TV operators are standing by right now to take our order, and maybe they’ll even throw in some special offer like a free coffee table book showcasing all the times Brit has flashed us her kitty.
“A penny value, yours for just $19.99 plus shipping and handling. And the limited edition ‘Oops I Did It Again’ coffee table book is yours free if you call within the next ten minutes!”
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By :) Britney's Well Again!!! on October 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Fat Britney? Heck No!!!
Ahem…
A source close to Brit told Bill Zwecker of the Chicago Sun-Times that the pop star’s love of dance was key in helping her get back into shape, and now the mom of two reportedly wants to release a series of workout videos to help her fans get fit as well. The “Womanizer” singer was apparently inspired when she stumbled upon some of her mother Lynne’s old Jane Fonda exercise tapes. She “popped them into an old VCR machine and got a big kick out of watching them.”
[Source: Yucky Yahoo.com]
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Shape us UP Brit!!!
Yeaaaaa!!!!!!
By :) on October 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Note: Yahoo.com’s news is peachy…but they still have a perverted circle jerk of jerks running their advertising pop-ups in the mail room. As in, you can’t check your mail without having a huge, wrinkly, creepy-faced woman jump into your field of view advertising wrinkle peels. Or bikini-clad fat chicks pushing diet pills that increase libido. Or any litany of woman-oppressing, dopey, fruitcake, male-supremacy products.
Perhaps I shall put out another M-E-M-O to the W-O-R-L-D. Pronto.