We’re Big Time … Again

Sic Willie’s master plan to turn the Internet into his personal love slave took a quantum leap forward this week, as FITSNews was selected as a premium content provider for such media outlets as Reuters, USA Today and other top national and international outlets.

In fact, there we are on Reuters earlier this week waxing omniscient about the federal bailout, people … word up.

Of course, we’re used to international acclaim around here, although typically those honors have flowed from our skills on the dance floor.

Anyway, it’s nice to be liked, but as Liz Phair says “it’s better by far to get paid.”

Which leads us to the best part of all this … we just placed a call down to the Caymans and the word we’re getting is that our offshore accounts are already “on swole” thanks to our new little partnership with the globe’s most influential media behemoths.

“On swole,” incidentally, is a Snoop Dogg term which is used to describe a steadily improving financial situation.

Look out benevolent dictatorship, here we come!

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