Better Boobie News

By fitsnews • on September 23, 2008

We’ve had several people remark that since we’re an honest-to-God, quasi-legitimate news outlet now, there’s simply “no place” on our website for things like Lindsay Lohan’s boobies.

Obviously, those people have never met our founding editor, who in addition to being weaned too early is also not about to let a little something like “journalistic integrity” get in the way of his freckle fetish.

We’d also like to remind those people that the last South Carolina politician who tried to label our harmless and healthy obsessions as “pornography” got flat rebuked by the voters, in no small part due to the absurdity of some of the accusations she threw at Sic Willie.

Seriously, people. That’s a black see-thru bra. And Lindsay Lohan. Together. In the same picture.

Thinking we’re not going to celebrate this moment is like thinking a tree is not going to celebrate Arbor Day, which in case you were wondering is still a national holiday.

Comments

By Cooter Brown on September 23rd, 2008 at 6:53 am

Yep, I’d say dat yous right on dis, Sick Willie. Why, da good Lawrd made dem breastes likk mighty fine fer a reason. Altho I am partial to Mrs. Brown’s breastes, although a little word from age and chiren, I don’t mind a lookin’ at dem beautiful womens whoe’er thea mae be. Dhere mite be smow on the roof of dis ol’ man, Ol’ Cooter still gots a fire in da furnace.
Long live breastes!
Even an ol’ man lik me can see that hit’s plainly one on da finer things– God’s handiwerk!
Cooter Brown
Jefferson Station, SC

By Pole on September 23rd, 2008 at 11:34 am

Those tits look hot.

By Not a Spurrier Fan on September 23rd, 2008 at 4:11 pm

Besides, who said this was a “quasi legitimate news outlet?” In a world gone mad, why not stick to what’s truly important in a world!! As a retired soldier, this is what I was fighting for…. not some local hack who was/is trying to pad his own pocket at my expense!! Keep it coming!!