Palin’s Politics Is A Spectacled Sport
So there’s a big to-do about Sarah Palin’s abiding hotness, and we’re not just talking about our founding editor’s fixation on the GOP vice presidential candidate’s legs, either. Practically the entire country is smitten with her, as Palin has successfully managed to turn 40 into the new 30 - or 20, even.
Seriously, American’s on a steady diet of MILF and cookies, people.
And while Palin’s allure seems to stem from the fact that her style is as square as her face - sexy librarian, or something - I’m convinced that her appeal is due more to her glasses than her chignon.
Glasses are just hot, people.
Which is why Sarah bringin’ sexy back big time … and why the FITS girls are trying to convince Mrs. Sic Wilie to trade those new contact lenses in for the real thing.
Anyway, while it’s good to see Palin showing the world that spectacles are sexy, I’ve got a bit of a bone to pick regarding her choice in eyewear.
You see, the reason that glasses get such a bad rap is because people choose the most atrocious frames.
Me and the rest of the FITS girls are desperate to take Palin shopping for a new look - after all, in addition to being the only true linguist around here, I am also the resident authority on sexy glasses.
In case Palin is reading, I’m including some samples of my exquisite taste. As for the rest of you … well, just try to admire the scenery.
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