Something For The Ladies

We’ll be honest … we’re still trying to figure out if Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus are the same person. Or different people. And if they are different people, will they ever make out with each other (once they’re legal, of course)?

Seriously, we could spend all day thinking about it.

Yet as much as we hate to put such important deliberations aside, we’ve got a job to do, and today that job involves giving the ladies a little “something-something.”

Hopefully our picture didn’t give the suspense away, but we just found out that Miley Montana’s Bible-thumpin’ teenie-bopper boyfriend is also … wait for it … a male underwear model.

And yes, ladies, he’s ridonkulously cute and the banana hammocks are loaded … just click here to see for yourselves.

Now what the hammocks are loaded with is up for debate.

Some say it’s 100% shlong, but we showed the pictures of Cyrus’ boyfriend, Justin Gaston, to our founding editor, who (after throwing up in his mouth a little bit) insisted there was some sock-stuffing going on.

Anyway, you’re welcome gals.