Road Trip
“Awww-hawww, hush that fuss” indeed, people. We’re gassing up the new FITSNews bus and hitting the asphalt tomorrow!
What’s the deal, you may ask? Well, we’re heading out on a day-long road trip up (and then back down) a little stretch of road called Interstate 95 – which may or may not have been the inspiration for that band “Southern Culture on the Skids.”
Anyway, it ain’t exactly the Straight Talk Express, but the Sic Williemobile (above) is immaculately appointed with the latest in satellite navigation, computer hookups, big screen cable TV’s and two fully-functioning empty Gatorade bottles … err, bathrooms.
Plus our driver (Darryl), our roadie (his brother Darryl) and our in-flight attendant (his other brother Darryl) are always looking to Deliverance … err, deliver us where we’re going in high style.
Expect light posting tomorrow but definitely tune in for some updates from the road as we chase down one of the biggest stories to hit the S.C. political scene in a long time …
Comments
By just Wondern on September 18th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
That “big screen’cable’tv” may cause some problems for the vehicles behind you.
By fitsnews on September 18th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
No worries … it’s angled. And our rich Corinthian cardboard window treatments will probably help, too.
By Nope on September 18th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
So give a hint. What’s the story?
By fitsnews on September 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
A hint will be included in the song lyrics of “tomorrow’s tuneage …”
By well on September 18th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
is it bigger than a breadbox? Or whatever’s in Hannah Montana’s boyfriend’s briefs?
By Natasha on September 18th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Willie,
That photo looks like the bus to brokeback. You do what you gotta do. Go get em’ cowboy.
By ++ on September 21st, 2008 at 11:49 am
Ooh Ooh…I bet it has something to do with this line from that great CD, Dirt Track Date. Whatever happened to that band? They are mine and my husband’s “special music!!!”
Baby, Would you eat that there snack cracker
In your special outfit for me, please?
owwwWEEEEE!