** Welcome to Dominatrix Sarah’s little world of pain **

Old Salty is a doddering dupe. Now he’s just along for the ride into an all-American abyss of fundamentalist political ideology, Dominionism.

Dominatrix Sarah comes “wrapped in a flag, carrying a cross.” She is exactly the gender traitor dominionists need to jumpstart their wet dreams of a holy, xian dictatorship.

Like some pernicious Tinkerbell, Dom Sarah would make “The Handmaid’s Tale” come painfully alive. Voiceover the trailer: In a polluted dystopia policed by xian thugs, a rebellious 20 year old finds herself condemned to sexual slavery because she possess a rare gift, her fertility. (adapted from IMDb.com/title/tt0099731)

Margaret Atwood’s novel depicts a society where women have been stripped of all rights. Gilead, an Afghan-like slice of a sundered America, is a nation ruled by transnational corporate overlords.

Dominatrix Sarah really energizes core Bible-Dom fans. She’s a true believer, a puritanical atavism. What’s wrong with whipping up fervor among consenting male voters? Dom Sarah wants to treat all American women to some faith-based, strict discipline.

If Americans had been given a real conservative choice months ago, we wouldn’t now be considering ‘holding our noses’ and voting for the Manchurian candidate at all.

I’d feel much more comfortable voting for team if the ticket was flipped, or if it was a Ron Paul/Sarah Palin ticket. Many of y’all out there are planning to vote Repub as the ‘lesser of two evils.’ In just a few short years you’ll be looking back on your decision and kicking yourself swiftly.

Same thing happened in Alaska when she first ran for higher office. The old guard didn’t know how to take this “libertarian upstart.” They tried all sorts of things, even a whisper campaign that she was a “closet libertarian.”

Well, it just increased her popularity.