Our Polls Are Rising

In case you haven’t noticed (or in the event you subscribe to our braille edition), FITSNews is now including interactive polls in select articles – or as Sic Willie likes to call them, “articles you can vote on.”

Basically, we went out and bought so much Internet real estate for our new website that we’re just now beginning to explore some of the cool and groovy new stuff we can do.

Meanwhile, of course, our founding editor has been “busy” himself this week … exploring this website.

Oh … we’re also working on a story for next week that will debut another exciting new feature – our first-ever “FITSNews Exclusive Video.”

And no, our inaugural video will have nothing to do with Lindsey Graham’s alleged boyfriend, so stop asking.  Well, at least we don’t think it will have anything to do with that.

Anyway, now that we’ve met (and perhaps exceeded) today’s shock value and inappropriateness quotas, a quick word about our new polling feature is in order …

Here’s how it works … anybody, anywhere can cast a vote! At any time! On any article! It’s like democracy – except you can do it naked in the middle of the night if that’s what floats your boat.

Also, it’s entirely anonymous.

Just like all the kids and kittens who post their thoughts in our comments section, we have absolutely no way of figuring out who you are if you decide to click the “vote” button and participate in one of our polls.

So whatever the question is, make your voice heard!

On a final note, our polls aren’t intended to be scientific, just fun … another way of taking some of the whacked-out stuff we write and giving you a chance to share your thoughts on it.

For example …

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