Uncle Bob Is Cool

At the moment, we’re not faced with any pressing self-storage needs here at FITSNews – although depending on the daily FedEx barrage of nude lace thongs Sic Willie receives from female admirers and the growth of his Sergio Mendes and Brasil ‘66 record collection, that status could change at a moment’s notice.

Needless to say, in the event a need for self-storage space arises, Uncle Bob (editor’s note: whoever he is) will most assuredly be receiving our business.

You gotta love any establishment whose tagline is “Happy Wives Have Husbands With Big Units,” which we’re certain refers exclusively to men who free up space for their wives around the house.

Hmmm … any comment, Mrs. Sic Willie?

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