What was once mere presumption (and the title of an incredibly annoying shag song) is now an immutable law of nature: Carolina Girls are the “best in the world.”
As proof, we employed an army of scientists in white lab coats using the most sophisticated instrumentation available on the planet to examine several Facebook images taken at a friend of a friend’s engagement party, and OMFG … it’s not even close.
In fact, from our scientists’ official report:
OMFG … it’s not even close.
The truth is we have never wanted to be reincarnated as a ladies’ razor any more than we do right now, people. It’s like a dream deferred.
In addition to the indisputable hotness of our gal Amy (left, in Fuschia), the girl with the black bow and white lace has Sic Willie precariously perched on the verge of marital counseling, as does the bombshell in floral-Zebra print, for that matter, as well as the saucily-braceleted blonde striking a pose we don’t quite understand, yet are 100% “with.”
The fact that women like this even exist, let alone “friend us” and permit us to post their pictures here for you to drool over is surely proof that we live in an age of providential benevolence.
In fact, so moved are we at this moment that Sic Willie has been expressly forbidden from ruining this post with one of his hackneyed references to bi-curiosity. Yeah, thank God.
Anyway, stay tuned to FITSNews over the coming months as we bring you additional proof of the unrivaled, undisputed hotness of “Carolina Girls,” although suffice it to say these four will be tough act to follow …
UPDATE – If you’ve got anybody you’d like to nominate for this honor, get them to sign up on Sic Willie’s facebook page (a.k.a. where stalking goes mainstream).
By Wahoo McDaniel September 8, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Gaffney’s finest
By Robert Jenkins September 8, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Who’s the lucky photographer?