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Frolicious

By fitsnews • on September 4, 2008

Amazingly, that’s not a still shot from a tampon commercial or facial cleanser ad, it’s actress Christina Ricci frolicking on the beach with her new boyfriend … who we’ll get to later.

First, and most importantly, Christina Ricci is hot. We’re aware there’s been some debate on the subject (just as there’s been some debate over Maggie Gyllenhaal’s hotness), but after multiple reviews of Ricci in Black Snake Moan and Gyllenhaal in Sherry Baby , we’re officially ruling in favor of the boobies … err, ladies.

Ricci and Gyllenhaal’s performances in those two movies have given redneck girls everywhere something to shoot for, people. And God bless them for that. Seriously, all that’s left is for them to star in a movie about two women who can’t control their animal lust for our founding editor … or for that matter, each other.

We hear a screenplay has already been submitted to Sic Willie, but word is he rejected the first draft due to too much “talky-talky.”

Moving on, The Superficial has the whole Ricci photo spread (click here) along with the name of her new beau: Kick Gurry.

Yup, Kick Gurry, who is no relation to the sign that got taped to your back in middle school.