The Definition Of Insanity Is …
… DOING THE SAME THING AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT RESULT
FITSNews – August 28, 2008 – Sadly, we don’t have a choice when it comes to paying taxes to the idiots who run this state … but one thing we do have a choice in is purchasing tickets to University of South Carolina football games, which is something we’ve obviously done once again this year (above ) … like we did last year … and the year before that … and the year before that, etc., etc.
Anyway, as poorly as that reflects on the current state of our mental health, that’s not the point of this article.
The point of this article is to remind you that FITSNews will once again be providing our own unique brand of South Carolina (and occasionally Clempsun) football coverage this year, which is another way of saying we hate ourselves and crave both mediocrity and utterly deflating let-downs.
Of course, the good news is that there’s always a silver lining to this annual, irrational investment of our emotional and monetary capital. Not only does the product on the football field provide ample fodder for our finely-honed vitriol, but the product in the stands is always worth the price of admission …
See y’all at the game, suckers.
Comments
By Give Me FITS on August 28th, 2008 at 11:14 am
“Puss”
By rick on August 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Isn’t America great? Even if you know you’re needlessly punishing yourself by some deluded action, you’re allowed because you had the price of admission. Wait a minute, a liberal” I want to save you from yourself reader isn’t around is there? If so, I’m sorry I had a hand bringing down the wrath of warm and fuzzy upon you and yours.
By Fellow Asylum Patient on August 28th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Section 21 = center section on the field….nice. Not only are you insane indeed, but you want see it crystal clear, up close and personal. We’ll be suffering through the season from farther back so the pain will at least be blurry.
By rick on August 28th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
We all have our brand of pain and the ability to refine it to fever pitch.
By Toyota Kawaski on August 29th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Sic I sit in section 5 look for the your #1 sign in two weeks at the UGay game.
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