Mommy Take Me To The Beach

God bless Playmate Shauna Sand (decade-old NSFW here) for hitting the beach with everything a good mother needs …

Fake tits? Check. Fake lips? Check. Belly ring? Check. Ankle tat? Check. Stripper heels? Check and check, baby. And the Louis Vuitton, too. It’s almost like we’re reading straight from Emily Post’s book of etiquette.

Anyway, we found Shauna’s pic on this History of Playmates page, which includes pics from every Playmate dating all the way back to Marilyn Monroe in 1953. Quite obviously, we will be getting absolutely nothing done for the duration of the day/ week. And maybe month/ year.

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  1. By Reader August 27, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Speechless.

    The call to be fruitful and multiply the earth has taken on a whole new risk

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  2. By scene sc August 27, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    I’ll stick with Feb 2001.

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  3. By shallow August 31, 2008 at 10:37 am

    Gross “scene sc.” I’ll bet you “stick” on naked girly pics all the time!

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  4. By RichardCranium August 31, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    Those lips look like life preservers.

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  5. By dalton April 14, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    dang so speach less

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