Gayest … Thing … Ever
OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONIES HAVE SET THE BAR PRETTY HIGH
FITSNews - August 25, 2008 - For once, we’re actually thrilled that YouTube has been prohibited from posting a video of something … specifically, footage from all the gay ass singing and dancing the City of London “performed” last night as a way of formally inheriting the Olympic Games from the Long Duk Dongers in China.
We thought they just held the Olympics someplace else four years from now, end of story. But no, apparently there’s singing and dancing involved, and it London’s case - really gay singing and dancing.
And as if all the homos climbing double-decker buses and carting children and soccer balls around wasn’t enough, they rolled out Jimmy Page, who didn’t look a day over 400, people.
Seriously, this was the worst damn thing we’ve ever seen in our lives. All we can do is thank God our cable package allowed us to keep all the low-definition channels.
Comments
By SCHotline on August 25th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Will,
You are too young to appreciate Page! Any who, yeah that part was a little gay, not that there is anything wrong with that… uhhh
By fitsnews on August 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
au contraire … Sic Willie was a Zep-head from ages 8-28. He still likes “when the levee breaks,” too.
By Toyota Kawaski on August 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
another sad thing about the olympics is baseball is out but team dance stays along with freakn ping pong
By Alec Rawls on August 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
But, um… didn’t you notice that the Chinese part of the ceremony was a giant dramatized impregnation, starting with a big circular orgasm with a pair of ovaries floating overhead and ending with a hoard of bouncing sperm on spring-steel “feet” trying to penetrage a big egg of yellow dressed girls?
http://closingceremoniesorgasm.blogspot.com/
Pretty far out there, but definitely not gay.
By justwondern on August 25th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
#4 Thanks for the ceremony explanation. I was wondern why I had a woody after watching it.