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Like McAdams Loves Gosling (Again)

By fitsnews • on August 22, 2008

WE TOLD YOU THAT WE’RE CRAZY BOUT THESE LOVEBIRDS, COUSIN

FITSNews - August 22, 2008 - It makes sense that today is one of those overcast, dreary days with a steady, stinging drizzle and dozens of puddles to drop your portable electronic devices in … a day you just want to hit fast-forward on the “life remote” so you can enjoy an evening of ice cream accompanied by a Cranberries CD before throwing in The Notebook.

It makes sense, too, because we were just sitting here thinking “you know today sucks donkey balls, but at least Rachel McAdams hasn’t gotten back together with that douchebag Ryan Gosling.”

Well … so much for that thought.

Seriously, August 22, 2008 can go straight to hell. The only thing that could possibly make today any worse would be watching our dog get hit by a car, or having somebody drop a piano on our heads. Who knows? Maybe our mom will stop by later on and tell us we’re all illegitimate, and that she doesn’t love any of us anymore.