Wal-Mart Is Confused
OR IS OUR FOOTBALL TEAM REALLY THIS CRAPPY?
FITSNews - August 21, 2008 - With football season just a week away (editor’s note: thank God ), it’s not surprising that corporate giants like Wal-Mart are hard at work pimping their latest line of gameday accessories. After all, who wouldn’t want a nice team-logo’d brew cooler, stadium chair, or “authentic microfleece throw” for the upcoming season?
Unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell the “Every Day Low Prices” crew that SEC rivalries run deep, and it’s probably not a good idea to send a friggin’ Louisiana State promotional mail piece to a bunch of South Carolina mailboxes - particularly after the ass-whooping the Bayou Bengals administered to our beloved Gamecocks in Baton Rouge last year. WTF? This is almost as bad as America sending a Harry Truman calendar to the residents of Hiroshima and Nagasaki the year after he atom-bombed their asses back to the stone age, people.
What the hell is Wal-Mart thinking? Or does our football team really suck so bad that we don’t deserve our own line of gameday schwag?
On second thought, don’t answer that question … but do click on the image below to check out the great deals our local Wal-Marts have on LSU gear.
Comments
By Scott on August 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
Is USC fielding a football team this year?
By John Smith on September 6th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Yea, I thought that after the @ss whooping last year, they decided to play in the middle school flag football league. Ohh, wait never mind…I saw them earlier this week on ESPN get an @ss whooping by Vandy!!! Hahaha, wow. That is all I have to say…wow
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