And as much as we don’t get the humor, these people insist on e-mailing our founding editor every time Orton is in the news, attaching a picture and some gay-ass caption like this one:
Didn’t know you were the opening day starting quarterback for Da Bears! Good luck, Sic!!!
Now it is true that Kyle Orton has been named the starting quarterback for Chicago’s season-opener two weeks from now – against Sic’s beloved Indianapolis Colts, no less.Â No argument there, although we suspect Orton will be dining on the new synthetic turf at Lucas Oil Stadium quite a bit as Bob Sanders & Co. put him on his bearded ass with impunity.
But please, don’t compare Sic to a guy who rolls with skanks like this … or has a 62.2 quarterback rating.Â Our boy’s right arm is a deadly-accurate thunderbolt, people, and Mrs. Sic is A-list kitty if we’ve ever seen it.Â Plus, your grandmother (even if she’s dead) could start for ‘Da Bears next week and do better than Kyle Orton.