By fitsnews – August 19, 2008
OUR FOUNDING EDITOR IS NOT ‘DA BEARS STARTING QUARTERBACK, PEOPLE
FITSNews – August 19, 2008 – As much as we fail to see the resemblance, there are more than a few people out there who think Sic Willie looks like Chicago Bears’ QB Kyle Orton.
And as much as we don’t get the humor, these people insist on e-mailing our founding editor every time Orton is in the news, attaching a picture and some gay-ass caption like this one:
Didn’t know you were the opening day starting quarterback for Da Bears! Good luck, Sic!!!
Now it is true that Kyle Orton has been named the starting quarterback for Chicago’s season-opener two weeks from now – against Sic’s beloved Indianapolis Colts, no less. No argument there, although we suspect Orton will be dining on the new synthetic turf at Lucas Oil Stadium quite a bit as Bob Sanders & Co. put him on his bearded ass with impunity.
But please, don’t compare Sic to a guy who rolls with skanks like this … or has a 62.2 quarterback rating. Our boy’s right arm is a deadly-accurate thunderbolt, people, and Mrs. Sic is A-list kitty if we’ve ever seen it. Plus, your grandmother (even if she’s dead) could start for ‘Da Bears next week and do better than Kyle Orton.
