It’s That Time Again …
T-MINUS TEN DAYS AND COUNTING …
FITSNews - August 18, 2008 - Like a crackhead with no concept of restraint or personal responsibility, Sic Willie has purchased four tickets for the University of South Carolina football team’s season-opener against the N.C. State Wolfpack on August 28. East side, forty-five yard line, twenty rows up - just like every year.
Obviously, he knows such a display of habitual insanity is self-destructive, but after 33 seasons (Including one in the womb) cutting this particular cord apparently isn’t going to happen.
Oh, and it’s not just that South Carolina is always so average, it’s that they fool you into thinking they’re going to be better than average (like starting a season 6-1) only to do absolutely everything within their power (including losing to flippin’ Vanderbilt) to become average all over again. Seriously, if you’re going to go 6-6, you could at least spare us the highs and lows …
Frankly, we think if South Carolina doesn’t win at least eight games this year, Steve Spurrier should be fired and we should bring in some young, hungry coach that nobody has ever heard of to rebuild the program from scratch. Sort of like we just did in basketball. Of course, knowing our friggin’ brain-dead trustees they’d probably tender a long-term deal to Joe Paterno or something. Who knows? Perhaps Knute Rockne is available …
Anyway, here’s South Carolina’s schedule for the 2008 season. And for those of you training to milk cows for a living, here’s Clemson’s schedule.
Comments
By Rob W. on August 18th, 2008 at 8:14 am
As for bringing in a new, hungry coach to replace Spurrier- I think it’d be clear to everyone now that SC is where good coaches come to have their careers/legacies destroyed. I love USC football (am I allowed to use that acronym anymore?), but if I was a coach I wouldn’t come near that job with a ten foot pole. Sparky Woods, Brad Scott, Lou Holtz… poor guys.
By Veritas on August 18th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Here you go. USC goes 6-6 and that is assuming losses to those we will be underdogs against. I don’t think Beecher is the answer and the schedule is brutal. There is always next year. Oh, and I don’t think Clemson will lose.
By USuC sucks on August 18th, 2008 at 10:03 am
You are being very generous calling USuC average. It’s hard to call a football team average when you don’t have an overall winning record.
Clemson doesn’t really consider USuC a rivalry anymore. It’s a domination, with a very few interuptions
By VanDSIRROM on August 18th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Vanderbilt is looking forward to Sept. 4th when the GameCocks come to Nashville. We want to show our SEC bretheren that last year in Columbia was no “fluke”.
Imho, the game will be decided by D backield play for both teams. Should be a low scoring, close game and not determined until the final minutes.
Anybody that tells you Vandy is down this year just dkwtta.
By Veritas on August 18th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
you know you suck when you get trashed talked by Vandy
By Rob W. on August 19th, 2008 at 9:41 am
#5- ain’t that the truth.
#3- If a football team wins half it’s games and loses half it’s games, I’d say that’s as average as they come. On average, they lose once and they win once.
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