Heidi-ous

MONTAG’S LATEST SINGLE – FOUR MINUTES OF UNENDURABLE HELL

FITSNews – August 18, 2008 – Apparently insulting the world’s intelligence on a daily basis isn’t enough for “actress” Heidi Montag … her assault is now spreading to our eardrums.

Here’s the review from Tyler Durden:

I’d rather hear a bunch of teenage cheerleaders giggling while they point at my penis than anything from this album ever again.

We’re assuming other people will attempt to put into words just how truly heinous this song is, but that pretty much sums it up as far as we’re concerned.

Seriously, if you make it past the 28-second mark, your eardrums get a purple heart. Two even …