Thank God For Georgia

By fitsnews • on August 17, 2008

PALMETTO STATE AVOIDS BIGFOOT EMBARRASSMENT … FOR NOW

FITSNews - August 17, 2008 - Let’s see if we’ve got this straight … two rednecks supposedly find “Bigfoot,” put him in a giant beer cooler at an undisclosed location and then hold a press conference to present “scientific proof” of their discovery … at which point they categorically fail to provide any proof, but do a damn good job promoting their website, which sells commemorative Bigfoot belt buckles to people who live in trailer parks.

How the hell is this story not happening in South Carolina, people?

Seriously, this sort of thing has our state written all over it …

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By Old Bike Dude on August 17th, 2008 at 7:01 pm

Something tells me that there will soon be a world shortage of beef jerky.

By McCain's VP pick shot in North Georgia by angry Obama supporters on August 18th, 2008 at 10:34 am

Rumor has it that this was supposed to be McCain’s VP pick . Look for the exclusive tonight on Faux News

By Jeff on August 18th, 2008 at 11:50 am

Hey,

relating to the pictures of the freezer, here is an interesting site for all Bigfoot fans on CNN: http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/index.html?hash=14dec578110a1b96b58a4e6923f79b1e&session_id=

Jeff

By kittie on August 19th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

I just have one question, How did two men get a 500 pound beast into a standing freezer!?

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