Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Skinny Again
ACTRESS SHOWS OFF NEW BOD TO US MAGAZINE
FITSNews – August 15, 2008 – Actress Jennifer Love Hewitt has shed eighteen pounds and is showing off her new body in the latest edition of US magazine. Actually, it’s same body, there’s just eighteen pounds less of it in the posterior region.
Hewitt, who became the “butt” (sorry) of endless web jokes for her weight gain last year, is reportedly telling friends that the harsh criticism she received had nothing to do with her desire to remove the equivalent of two babies (or Mary Kate and Ashley) from her rear end …
“With her, it’s not, ‘I want to look good in that dress,’” trainer Stevie Sant’Angelo tells Us. “She wanted to start moving around because she thought it would make her feel better.
“She told me, ‘They said some rude, mean things, but that’s not why I wanted to change,’” Sant’Angelo says.
You know, as much as we would never make fun of someone for being tight-butt challenged (wait, nevermind – we made fun of her here, here, here and here), we’re not buying this Mr. Sant’Angelo’s spin for a minute.
Ascribing purely intrinsic motives to Hewitt’s “de-bubblefication” of her rump is like ascribing humanitarian motives to a Stalinist purge. Wait … perhaps “purge” wasn’t the best choice of words there. Anyway, props to JLH for slimming down … maybe now she’ll take up Hef on his invite.
UPDATE – Sorry, we neglected to send a hat-tip to one of our favorite “Who’s Hot” girls for the heads-up … danke, Miss M.
Comments
By T on August 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Will you write an article about me when I get skinny again?
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