We Heard A Rumer

BUT DIE HARD DAUGHTER SAYS SHE’S NOT A DYKE

FITSNews - August 14, 2008 - We promise we’ll stop overtly schilling for Page Six magazine as soon as they stop sending us interesting stuff … like this week’s interview with celebrity daughter Rumer Willis, who confronts allegations that she’s a closet Lohan …

Rumer holds nothing back talking about her parents’ split and the media’s relentless criticism of people in the public eye: “It’s shocking how unbelievably mean people are—not just the people who are writing stuff, the people who make comments. For awhile I read that stuff, and it was upsetting, I’d get really down on myself, which is debilitating,” she says. “Now I think, ‘Do you really have nothing better to do than talk s- - -t about me?’”

She also responds to the rumors that she’s gay: “If people call me a lesbian because I have short hair and I wear jeans instead of dresses, then by all means, run with it. I think it’s hilarious. I like guys.”

First of all, what is “talking s—t?” Shouldn’t it just be “s–t?” Seriously, what’s the extra “-” for, unless of course people have started talking “skeet” about each other and nobody told us.

And no, we really don’t have anything “better to do.” At least not a the moment. Well, unless of course scouring the Internet for naked pics of Rumer’s mom counts …