“SPLAT THE MAT” IS KEEPING US OCCUPIED
FITSNews – August 14, 2008 – We could honestly give a rat’s ass about the latest revolutionary stain-resistant car mats from Milliken, but there’s something about the company’s new promotional website Splat The Mat that we can’t get enough of …
Hmmmm … maybe it’s the fact that they let you dump gallons of ketchup, blueberry pie, coffee, potting soil and ice cream sundaes all over this incredibly annoying Teri Hatcher look-alike. No kidding … you have to listen to her complain about spilling stuff in the car for awhile, but after that it’s bombs away! You can literally spend hours dumping crap on top of her head.
Seriously, Sic Willie has not moved from his computer all morning.