No. 3 Got Married

CONGRATS TO LAUREN!

FITSNews - August 14, 2008 - To the millions of single men who scope out our infamous “Who’s Hot At The State House” list every day, we’re afraid we’ve got some bad news … in fact, it’s on par with this announcement a few months ago.

It turns out the lovely and talented Lauren Eaves (who was woefully-underrated at No. 3 on our list) got married last weekend … to some dude who has no doubt now been marked for death by the forces of evil lurking in men’s underpants.

Of course, we’re kidding about the whole “evil underpants” thing … but the Lauren did get hitched on Saturday, and we couldn’t be happier for her.

Seriously, in the human cesspool that is the S.C. State House, you barely ever encounter anybody with this young woman’s genuine goodness. Hell, she’s the equivalent of the opera scene from Shawshank if you ask us, people.

Anyway, congrats to Lauren and one exceedingly lucky dude … from all of us here at FITSNews, we wish you nothing but the best!