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By fitsnews • on August 13, 2008

MALE SYNCHRONIZED DIVING IS WHERE IT’S AT

FITSNews - August 13, 2008 - We’ve had more than a few people complain that our website hasn’t done a good enough job covering the Olympics … well with the exception of these two smokin’ hot Brazilian babes we wrote about last week.

Specifically, our female followers have been a tad miffed at our failure to comment on the mesmerizing achievements of our male swimmers - or at the very least their mesmerizing lack of body fat.

To all of this, of course, we can only respond by saying that SEC football is just two tantalizing weeks away, and the start of the NFL regular season not far behind that. Additionally, we’re now T-minus two months and counting to the dropping of the first puck in the National Hockey League’s 2008-09 season.

So we’re sorry … we’re just not that into the Olympics, or wrestling, or NASCAR for that matter. Particularly not when there are real-life military olympics going on. However, to satisfy our legions of girl groupies, here’s a nice shot of multiple-gold medal winning swimmer Michael Phelps showing off his fat-free bod. And here’s another one.

Everybody happy now? BTW, the U.S. male synchronized diving team of David Boudia and Thomas Finchum finished fifth in the 10-meter event, in case anybody cares …