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We May Go See A Movie About Wrestling

… BECAUSE MARISA TOMEI IS PLAYING A STRIPPER

FITSNews - August 12, 2008 - Few things in life irritate us quite as much as professional wrestling. Seriously, people. It’s all steroids, spandex and stage-managed expressions of latent homosexuality, as far as we can tell.

So it follows, naturally, that going to see a movie about professional wrestling wasn’t at the top of our “to-do” list … until today, that is.

That’s because the movie “The Wrestler” includes legendary Hollywood hottie Marisa Tomei playing the part of an exotic (i.e. topless) dancer, which is just plain sneaky of professional wrestling if you ask us, seeing as we’ve been fantasizing about Tomei ever since the dripping faucet scene from “My Cousin Vinny” … which came out like sixteen hundred years ago.

Anyway, needless to say we may be going to see a movie about professional wrestling now …

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