Georgia Is At War With Russia?
WTF? WE MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO PULL FOR THE DAWGS IN THIS ONE
FITSNews – August 11, 2008 – We had no idea that SEC football teams were equipped to take on global superpowers, but apparently Georgia is at war with Russia today.
We hate Georgia and everything it stands for, but we’ve got to pull for the Dawgs in this one. In fact, we recommend a steady diet of Knowshon Moreno up the middle (hell, it worked against Florida).
Sing it with us everybody, “Glory, glory to old Georgia! Glory, glory to old Georgia!”
In related news, South Carolina’s football team is getting its ass whooped today by the Federated States of Micronesia.
UPDATE – Whoops, we got the wrong Georgia …
Comments
By utah on August 11th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
congratulations, you stole a joke from Everyday Should Be Saturday. Except theirs is actually amusing.
By fitsnews on August 12th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Utah-
C’mon … a “steady diet of Knowshon” was funny …
We’ve never heard of this “Everyday Should Be Saturday” person, although his name certainly commands respect and attention.
The fact is that two people thinking independently can come up with the same joke … Oh, and the less funny the joke is, the more likely it is that more people will come up with it. It’s not unlike when two people thinking independently both realize they have to drain the lizard. Or when 100,000 people thinking independently realize they have to lay a little cable.
-FITSNews