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Should Cindy McCain Show Us Her Tits?

MORE EVIDENCE THAT PEOPLE CAN’T TAKE A JOKE

FITSNews - August 8, 2008 - Amazingly, on one of Sic Willie’s two visits aboard the Straight Talk Express , somebody dropped the ball and actually left him alone and unattended with would-be First Lady Cindy McCain.

Of course, Sic’s legendary game was completely lost on a dame as classy as Mrs. Straight Talk, who simply smiled and listened politely while our founding editor generally made a buffoon of himself and occasionally got caught giving obsequious “up-downs” over the ridge of her low-cut red dress … which we gotta say, wasn’t all bad.

Anyway, the memory of that inappropriately comforting image brings us to this week’s “nontroversy” over the breasts of Cindy McCain - and the suggestion that her husband might have actually recommended that she expose them at a topless biker pageant in South Dakota.

Obviously, McCain didn’t really recommend that she do any such thing, but the Feminazis are predictably going all Midol over the comment, particularly this one CBSNews’ wench named Bonnie Erbe, who says …

Was John McCain aware that when he touted his wife Cindy’s beauty and suggested she compete in a biker beauty pageant, the contest features topless women?

Before she becomes first lady, he has to become president. And his chances hinge on winning the votes of white women who are over 40. Chances are, they are more likely to be turned off by McCain’s latest gaffe than they were by Obama’s use of the term “sweetie” twice on the campaign trail earlier this year. At least Obama had the decency to apologize for his indiscretion.

Not surprisingly, this Erbe woman lives in Washington D.C. (her column is called “Washington Whispers”) and she appears to have spared nary a branch in her rapid descent down the ugly tree.

Which means that in addition to being clueless, she’s also insufferable.

Of course we can’t be too hard on dear old Mrs. Erbe, because as it turns out Sic Willie is taking McCain’s “suggestion” pretty seriously too … albeit in a much different vein.

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