Edwards Admits It …
… TWO-TIME PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FESSES UP TO AFFAIR
FITSNews – August 8, 2008 – After months of denials, two-time Democratic presidential candidate and former Vice Presidential nominee John Edwards has finally admitted to having an extramarital affair and lying about it to the American people …
Here’s a picture of the girl, Rielle Hunter, in case let-downs are your thing.
On a personal note, we’d like to send a long-overdue “We Told You So” to everybody who was so pissed off at us when we called Edwards an insensitive prick last March, particularly the asshole we interviewed on Charlotte (N.C.) radio.
We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again, people – the truth is how we roll. It’s not our fault if some of you wusses can’t handle it …
Comments
By anglican missionary style on August 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
no to him, but you are being too hard on the girl, o sic one, as I would definitely do her.
By Brandon on August 8th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Not “two time” presidential candidate, it’s “two timing”
Don’t you just love it when this happens.
By Connor Peterson on August 8th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Yeah, she’s doable.
By Don Johnson on August 8th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Why do Democrats (or all politicians?) have affairs with ugly women?
By It's doo doo, baby! on August 8th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
No, you are a prick. A prick that beats women. At least Edwards showed the woman some sweet lovin’.
By Willard on August 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I did not believe he did it.
I always thought his next partner would be a guy..
Funny that, I got it wrong. Or did I?
By fitsnews on August 8th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
#5-
You’re absolutely right. Sic Willie beats the ever-living shit out of woman … like, all the time.
Just ask anybody who knows him. Or ask his wife, or ask every other one of the dozens of women that he showed sweet loving to.
That’s the “do-do,” baby!
-FITSNews
By It's doo doo, baby! on August 8th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Masturbating to porn does not equate “sweet loving.”
By Reader on August 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Six,
Who are you talking about? Sic? Sic’s obsession with lesbos is testament to his preferences.
[Note to self: talk to Sic about building the right kind of circulation. Family-oriented readers pay and advertise. Fleeting picture purveyors usually don't.]
Now — I don’t know EVERYTHING — but I know ALOT OF THINGS…and I just don’t think The Sic One is the type to get enjoyment out of berating, beating, and talking domineering shitola to women, just for the sheer pleasure of it. The chick must have really instigated it. [I know I have disturbed a hornet's nest or 2 in my time.]
That’s my 2 CENTS.
~~Leave Sic One Alone~~
By Reader on August 8th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Before Jeff-y comes in and claims I didn’t read the thing…yes, I did — but I am always on the make for an opening to jam my unsolicited opinions down his throat…
By Craig on August 8th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Will did you send Franklin Jones a copy?
By Not Sayin', Just Sayin' ... on August 9th, 2008 at 11:03 am
doo doo is clearly a Democrat, as evinced by his strategy of responding to a damaging story by attempting to deflect attention from his problem to the speaker by attacking the speaker. Slimey spin from a slimey party that, once again, is getting its hopes up for winning the White House only to get another GOP spanking.
By Earl Capps on August 10th, 2008 at 7:46 am
“Sic’s obsession with lesbos is testament to his preferences. ”
He’s attracted to lesbians? Now how is THAT gonna get him any?
By fitsnews on August 10th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Bi-curious, not lesbos. Sheesh …
-FITSNews
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