It’s Good To Be King

THE SIC ONE ASKS, HE RECEIVES

FITSNews - August 7, 2008 - He likes to keep a tight lid on this, but our founding editor is in fact the master of all that he surveys.

For example, after “flipping through” a vintage early 90’s SI swimsuit issue yesterday, Sic Willie dispatched his global messenger pigeons to the yachts of MILFy supermodels Cindy Crawford and Heidi Klum with instructions for them to immediately get naked - which of course they did.

Because Sic is the master, people.

Anyway, for those of you who lack the power to compel the world’s most beautiful women to do your bidding, here are the NSFW Cindy and NSFW Heidi pics that our cooing pigeons returned with.

Comments

By anglican missionary style on August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am

yes and yes. yes to kathy ireland, too.