Great Job, America August 7, 2008
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WE GOT BIN LADEN’S DRIVER … YIPPEE
FITSNews - August 7, 2008 - The latest installment of America’s thoroughly-unimpressive war on terror is the conviction of Osama bin Laden’s driver, some guy whose name we can’t pronounce who probably had about as much to do with the 9/11 terrorist attacks as any of thousands of people they killed.
Sure, we’re going to lock Samir what’s-his-face up for at least thirty years, but WTF? Why are we still chasing our own asses when it comes to hunting these bastards down? Take, for example, the words of the attorney who prosecuted this low man on the al Queda totem pole:
“At some point,” he said, “we will bring the people who conspired, the people who brought those buildings down (to justice), and that’s going to be a great day.”
Actually, a great day would be if America finally grew some balls and decided to stop its ineffective war and start an effective one.
For example, in Sic Willie’s benevolent dictatorship, we wouldn’t give guys like this thirty years in prison, we’d strap his ass to a nuke Dr. Strangelove-style and reacquaint him with wherever the hell it is he came from.
Seriously, the last time we checked sending a bunch of people straight to hell was a pretty good disincentive.
UPDATE - Alright, so “at least thirty years” was a little off target. Turns out dude got five and a half years, and could be released as early as five months from now. Again, strap his ass to a nuke, we say.
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It’s time for Blazing Saddles’ justice:
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Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We’ll work up a “Number 6″ on ‘em.
Hedley Lamarr: “Number 6″? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one…
Taggart: Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a whampin’ and whompin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.