Amy Smart Is …
… BACKALICIOUS, PEOPLE
FITSNews - August 7, 2008 - We’re sure it wouldn’t be hard to trace the evolution of how we became such willing whores for Page Six magazine …
Two weeks ago it was Maria Bello, while this week it has a lot to do with Amy Smart (NSFW here), a girl whose back appears to be begging for one of Sic Willie’s patented therapeutic rubdowns.
Will he use the Parisian Twilight warming oil again this time? Or perhaps the Secret Summer Grove lotion? Oh, let’s not ruin the suspense!
Of course, this week we were also seduced with the promise of an article about a NYC “Cougar Club” - a reference to one of our all-time favorite species and, ironically, the subject of the chick flick that Mrs. Sic Willie forced our founding editor to watch last night (editor’s note: don’t worry, he was tied up ).
Anyway, Smart’s perfectly-sloped back and the “Cougar Club” manifesto will both be appearing in the upcoming edition of the magazine, which now that we’ve linked to, we can all of a sudden start feeling clean again …
Comments
By Tim on August 7th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I haven’t seen MAMMA MIA, but the reference to a chick flick made me want to send a little hate its way. Has anyone else always hated Meryl Streep?
By Tim on August 7th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
PS - Here’s a kickass review of the new Batman movie: http://www.takimag.com/blogs/article/batman_anarcho_fascist_or_unassimilated_jew/
And, yes, it’s written by a straight guy from Texas—although he only dates Asians.
By anglican missionary style on August 8th, 2008 at 8:55 am
she is in “mirrors” sic. and yes. I would do her.
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