Erin Brockovich Is Coming
LEGENDARY BREASTS ALSO PARTICIPATING IN SOUTH CAROLINA VISIT
FITSNews – August 5, 2008 – If the intention of the ultra-liberal S.C. Trial Lawyers Association was to seduce us into covering their upcoming convention with a busty publicity photo of their keynote speaker … mission accomplished.
Anyway, paralegal-turned-celebrity do-gooder Erin Brockovich and her world-famous “sweater monkeys” are indeed coming to South Carolina this weekend, appearing on Hilton Head Island in all their glory before a gathering of our state’s most influential anti-business bloodsuckers.
“Mrs. Brockovich is an internationally sought after speaker and we are honored that she has made time in her busy schedule for us,” S.C. Ambulance-Chaser-In-Chief Mike Hemlapp said.
Yeah … we’re honored, too. On and make sure to remember South Carolina’s abysmal legal climate while you’re staring at this nice close-up from Mrs. Brockovich’s glamor shot …
Comments
By We don't take to kindly to yur type Mr. Lawyer! on August 6th, 2008 at 8:28 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lawyers are bad!
By Tim on August 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
geez. Somebody make sure Santee Cooper knows.
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