Erin Brockovich Is Coming

LEGENDARY BREASTS ALSO PARTICIPATING IN SOUTH CAROLINA VISIT

FITSNews – August 5, 2008 – If the intention of the ultra-liberal S.C. Trial Lawyers Association was to seduce us into covering their upcoming convention with a busty publicity photo of their keynote speaker … mission accomplished.

Anyway, paralegal-turned-celebrity do-gooder Erin Brockovich and her world-famous “sweater monkeys” are indeed coming to South Carolina this weekend, appearing on Hilton Head Island in all their glory before a gathering of our state’s most influential anti-business bloodsuckers.

“Mrs. Brockovich is an internationally sought after speaker and we are honored that she has made time in her busy schedule for us,” S.C. Ambulance-Chaser-In-Chief Mike Hemlapp said.

Yeah … we’re honored, too. On and make sure to remember South Carolina’s abysmal legal climate while you’re staring at this nice close-up from Mrs. Brockovich’s glamor shot …

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Comments

  1. By We don't take to kindly to yur type Mr. Lawyer! August 6, 2008 at 8:28 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Lawyers are bad!

    Reply

  2. By Tim August 6, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    geez. Somebody make sure Santee Cooper knows.

    Reply

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