Sienna Stole Sic Willie’s Hat

MISSING CAPTAIN’S CAP DISCOVERED ON TOPLESS ACTRESS

FITSNews – August 4, 2008 – A little-known secret is that women cannot resist the allure of a Captain’s hat.

Seriously, guys, it’s like diamonds, cuddly puppies and day spa certificates all rolled into one – a veritable toure d’estrogen .

Anyway, that’s not why our founding editor insists on wearing one all the time – his irresistibility is already the stuff of legend.  But when Sic’s favorite lid showed up missing two weeks ago, we never would have suspected that actress Sienna Miller was the culprit.

We also never would have suspected that a topless woman would make him “seethe with impotent rage,” not unlike the men of the Battleship Potemkin (who wore much cooler hats, incidentally).  Yet that’s precisely what Sienna has succeeded in doing, people.

UPDATE – Oh, in case you were interested in seeing the un-starred version of this awful picture (courtesy of The Superficial ), then by all means click ici.

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